jasmine marie.

20.

SLC, UT


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so this one time, my parents were out of town and I was house sitting for them. i smoked a bowl and went to sleep in my moms bed with just a large tshirt on, only to be woken up by the police pounding on the door. i legit could not find a single pair of pants or sweatpants so i had to answer the door in my stepdads boxers. and that’s when they told me that my car had been broken into and i genuinely did not care one bit because i was just so relieved that i wasn’t reported for smoking mj.


can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

(via spookypuke)


certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

(Source: bumbleshark, via self-obsessed-artist)


my fingertips fit comfortably between your knuckles

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