jasmine marie.



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so this one time, my parents were out of town and I was house sitting for them. i smoked a bowl and went to sleep in my moms bed with just a large tshirt on, only to be woken up by the police pounding on the door. i legit could not find a single pair of pants or sweatpants so i had to answer the door in my stepdads boxers. and that’s when they told me that my car had been broken into and i genuinely did not care one bit because i was just so relieved that i wasn’t reported for smoking mj.


it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

(via spookypuke)




I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

(Source: bumbleshark, via gospelforthe-vagabonds)

my fingertips fit comfortably between your knuckles

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